TV Funhouse ----------- ************** ************** ************** Season 1 ************** ************** ************** 1. Western Day [1] First aired: 12/6/2000 Doug must wrangle up his own fun when the Anipals ditch him to head for high times south of the border to Tijuana, Chickie engages in a cock fight and gets pecked to a bloody pulp, the Anipals head to a Mexican Bordello, and Mr. Whiskers' sister has kittens, one of them is a puppy. Also Doug tries to guess what Terrance the snake ate. Cartoons: (1.) "Wonderman" a spoof of Superman which features a superhero trying to get his alias laid. (2.) "The Baby, the Immigrant, and the Guy on Mushrooms: Construction Site." Plus a Mnuemonics educational film, and a "Day in the Life of a Police Man" educational video. Writer: Robert Smigel, Dino Stamatopoulos Director: Ted May 2. Hawaiian Day [2] First aired: 12/13/2000 Doug has to have a luau all by his lonesome while the Anipals help Chickie rescue his son from a cult. Writer: Robert Smigel Director: Bill Berner, Ted May 3. Christmas Day [3] First aired: 12/20/2000 Doug walks into the Funhouse and is filled with christmas joy. The anipals think they could make money out of the christmas joy, so they take some joy out of doug's spine. Late, the gang use the help of Chickie's son, to turn the liquid joy into powder...so they could smoke it. After they finish smoking, the gang hits the streets, in order to sell the joy. Cartoons feature: "Christmas with tingles", "Places to look for your christmas presents" and "The Harlem Globetrotters First Christmas". Writer: Robert Smigel, Dino Stamatopoulos, Dave Reynolds, Tom Bell Director: Bill Berner 4. Mexican Day [4] First aired: 12/27/2000 The Anipals appear on a talk show to help an endangered lizard get laid, leaving Doug to celebrate Mexican Day with his friend the tequila worm. Shorts include: Fetal Scooby Doo,Joe camel's tabacco-free cartoon. Writer: Robert Smigel Director: Bill Berner, Ted May Guest star: Sally Jessy Raphael (Herself) 5. Caveman Day [5] First aired: 1/3/2001 The Anipals compare New Year's Resolutions: Hojo wants to learn how to play the saxaphone, and Fogey must resist eating his own poop. Meanwhile Doug builds a dinosaur out of baby back ribs, and Rocky the Fish takes a group of kids to visit a cookie factory. Cartoons: (1.)"Mischievous Mitchell" a racist version of Dennis the Mennace, and (2.) "Lost Cartoon Flashback: The Black Sabbath Show, with Doom Doom the dog." Plus a Mnemonics educational film. Writer: Robert Smigel, Greg Cohen, Tommy Blacha, Dino Stamatopoulos Director: Bill Berner 6. Safari Day (Part 1) [6] First aired: 1/10/2001 The Anipals travel to Atlantic City to visit their friend Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Meanwhile Doug has to celebrate Safari Day all by himself and gets a horrible rash from a tropical plant, Fogey gets jealous of Triumph for stealing all the glory. Cartoon: (1.)"Stedman" Which features Oprah's boyfriend pretending to be an undercover spy to avoid commitment, Also a short film called "Porn For Everyone: Silence of the G.A.M.S." Plus Chickie gets married to a monkey hooker! To Be Continued... Writer: Robert Smigel, Andy Breckman, Tommy Blacha, Tom Bell, Mark Rivers Director: Ted May Guest star: Dolores Duffy (Old Lady on Bus), Joe Frazier (Himself), Robert Goulet (Himself), Hootie and the Blowfish (Themselves), Tim Meadows (the voice of Stedman), Maya Rudolph (the voice of Oprah), Chris Parnell (James Brolin) 7. Astronaut Day (Part 2) [7] First aired: 1/17/2001 The Anipals continue their Atlantic City mission to see Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Writer: Robert Smigel, Dino Stamatopoulos, Ray James, Andy Breckman, Michael Kuperman Director: Ted May Guest star: Joe Frazier (Himself), Robert Goulet (Himself) 8. Chinese New Year's Day [8] First aired: 1/24/2001 The Anipals ditch the Funhouse to enter the lucrative, glamorous world of lab animals. Writer: Robert Smigel Director: Bill Berner, Ted May Guest star: George Wendt (Himself), John Ritter (Himself)